Monday, October 24, 2005

Life, Love and Generality - 2

Never expect anything. Keep hoping, never expecting. You’ll never give anyone the chance to let you down.

Objects of desire are best left unattained. You’ll never have to find out the awful truth.

Learn from the mistakes of your parents. They teach best when they aren’t aware they’re doing it.

Never give a woman power. Seriously. There is no gender equality; women are just superior even if they don’t look it. Men are simple beings. If a guy messes with a guy, he gets in his face. Women don’t need to mess with you. They have the annoying tendency of getting in your head without trying.

Love is a completely abstract quantity and as such, highly overrated. Sex, on the other hand… People who say sex is overrated are just picking at sour grapes.
Also, hate sex is always good sex! Damn, I’d break up with someone, just for that! Yeah, this is me now…

Freud was absolutely on the money. Everything is Sex and Sex is Everything. Look at your own life and you should have all the proof you need. Otherwise, you’re just…not right.

Every generation thinks that it has reached a previously unimagined pinnacle, only to be proved wrong by the next. Eat constant evolution.

Moral fiber is a relative term. It ain’t about being honest so you can end up in Heaven. It’s about doing whatever’s necessary to do right by the important people in your life, even if it means ending up in Hell.

Heaven and Hell are right here on earth.


Damn that Murphy and his motherfcuking law! Murphy definitely rules Hell!!

If you have time to think before you die, you’ll realize that you’re in the most serenely peaceful moments of your entire life. Now that’s worth living for.


Notice that I’ve started a Song-of-the-Week in each post of late. Not a song that I’m listening to right now, not something that influenced what I’ve written but just something that I choose to listen to more than others.


Read Part 1 of this series: Link

Low Millions – Eleanor


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