Mr. Jones

This is different style from anything else I've written so far. I think it might do good with a swing band and Robbie Williams...?


Mr. Jones just flew in
The man who knows how to win
There he is in a Versace suit
He's a handsome young fox
Thinking outside the box
And a millionaire playboy to boot
He's Mr. Jones!

He minds his Q's and his P's
A Tiger out on the tees
And a hotshot when he's got a cue
Smoking Cuban cigars
Driving fast fancy cars
Shaking more than a cocktail or two
The, Mr. Jones!

Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones
How do you get around?
With your money loaded pockets
You're still two feet off the ground

With a wink and a smile
You'll fall prey to his wile
He'll undress you and you wouldn't know
With his hand up your skirt
He's no ordinary flirt
9 '0 clock and its time to go
Please, Mr. Jones!

He's a dangerous lover
Working under the covers
He's the master of all things obscene
Better than all the rest
When it comes to the test
He could end up seducing the Queen
Oh, Mr. Jones!

Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones
How do you learn your tricks?
With your velvet pickup lines
You're a favorite with the chicks

All the fellas
They're so jealous
Of life in the super fast lane
He knows he's the best
He owns the keys to success
And he never runs out of champagne
That's Mr. Jones!


And here's the more well known 'Mr. Jones' by Counting Crows.