Morons

Now that I’ve been blogging for close to a year, I know that I hate blogs. All blogs are blogged by egomaniacal pricks. From now on, this is NOT a blog. This WAS never a blog. This will never BE a blog. What the hell?! Everybody wants to “document” something or the other about their miserable little lives… it’s so fucking annoying. Stop wasting web space and my time! Visit any given blog on any given day and you’ll be bombarded by a barrage of links to other shitheads who blog and link too. Or if not links to other blogs it’ll be links to web articles from where the blogger has pilfered his/her/its information/shit. If only stupid bloggers (is there any other kind?) would stop “documenting” their shitty ideas and lives, people like me wouldn’t have to tell them to shut the hell up! Today I happened across a blog all about Google. Of course, the world never knows enough about “Google”, so now we all have to depend on this dipshit to drop us the hottest scoops about “Google”.
Gimme a break. Get a life.
Another thing… what’s with the grammar? Don’t they fucking teach grammar in primary school?? The worst thing about stumbling into a blog like you stumble into dog crap is not just that it’s a blog and I hate blogs, but people spell like shit. Take the easiest thing: you are. Is that too difficult to type? Okay, we’ll try you’re. Nope, not yet good enough, lets just go with your. That just saved you two characters and is perfect spelling: Great job Dumbass! Only if you completely ignore the existence of something called a possessive pronoun!! I wish blogs were people so I could now smack the look of incredulity right off their stupid faces!

And what is with these allergies? Seems like every kid is born and labeled with some sort of disorder before being released to its parents. Nut allergy? Lactose intolerance?! The only allergy I know is an allergy to bullshit and the only intolerance I know is intolerance towards egotistical pricks who write crap on shitty blogs. NUT allergy??? Dyslexia, ADD, what else are they going to introduce? Damn, at this rate we may as well put up a giant neon sign that says “Invaders welcome, this planet occupied by distracted, illiterate, intolerant weaklings.” Hypochondriacs, YOU can kiss my ass.
Enough of this bullshit. Having to deal with bullshit is making me feel like punching someone in the crotch.

If you ultimately realize that I’ve been talking about you all along and you’re thinking of a riposte, knock yourself out, Dummy. But before you waste any of those precious brain cells, get this: Nothing I’ve said here doesn’t make a whole lotta sense. So time to suck it and acknowledge what’s now become a lifestyle choice for you. Losing.


Songs for the week? It’s the same week, Jackass! See yesterday’s post.