It’s late in the afternoonI’m wondering what clothes to wear
I don’t need no make up
I like my unkempt hair
Saturday and I realize a bit too late that I'm too late for work.
That darn Lily Allen.
So here I am, at my desk, not working, in my bedroom slippers. Not that I mind too much. And they’re cool, nay, sexy slippers too. They’re Ralph Lauren slippers! I don’t know if Ralph has ever launched a line of bedroom slippers, but if he ever did, they’d look exactly like mine.
They’re sleek and black and fit me perfectly and I’ve had them for around two years now. No, that’s not too long to keep a pair of slippers, especially when Ralph Lauren is wanting them. And they’re shiny too, with that hand gesture popularized by Churchill and Nixon, right on the top for all the world to see.
You say you want a pair just like these? Well you can’t have them. ‘Cos I have the one and only. The others were all destroyed in a fire at a Polish warehouse and the production firm has since decided to stop manufacturing this model in commemoration of the highly skilled immigrant workers who didn’t survive the blaze.
Hmm, I wonder if there’s a Schindler out there somewhere…
So there. These are lucky survivors and you can’t have them. Good Day, Sir.
I said Good Day!
I wish that I knew what I know now, when I was younger… Ooh la la, ooh la la, la la yeah.
Wyclef Jean ft. Claudette Ortiz – Dance Like This
Fallout Boy – Dance, Dance
And in case you were thinking it, NO, these picks were not VMA influenced.
